jewist:

so i updated that orange is the new black offense thing bc it was kind of inaccurate and i added some of my faves ok here
jewist:

so i updated that orange is the new black offense thing bc it was kind of inaccurate and i added some of my faves ok here
jewist:

so i updated that orange is the new black offense thing bc it was kind of inaccurate and i added some of my faves ok here
jewist:

so i updated that orange is the new black offense thing bc it was kind of inaccurate and i added some of my faves ok here
jewist:

so i updated that orange is the new black offense thing bc it was kind of inaccurate and i added some of my faves ok here
jewist:

so i updated that orange is the new black offense thing bc it was kind of inaccurate and i added some of my faves ok here
jewist:

so i updated that orange is the new black offense thing bc it was kind of inaccurate and i added some of my faves ok here
jewist:

so i updated that orange is the new black offense thing bc it was kind of inaccurate and i added some of my faves ok here
jewist:

so i updated that orange is the new black offense thing bc it was kind of inaccurate and i added some of my faves ok here

jewist:

so i updated that orange is the new black offense thing bc it was kind of inaccurate and i added some of my faves ok here

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Look at this bitch hi-phil-mahooters

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hahalolshit:

memeking69:

nearly had it andy

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nearly had it andy

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memeking69:

nearly had it andy

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Rome bitch

sarahj-art:

Happy Batman Day!

daisiesandsex:

yeahgagas:

Reporter:  What made you lose 37 pounds?
Raven Symone: The pressure of society.

FINALLY A CELEBRITY WHO SAYS THE REAL REASON.

In an interview where someone told her that she looked beautiful she said: “I was always beautiful, now I’m just thin.”

She is actually Jesus reincarnated.

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hi-phil-mahooters:

After a stressful week away, I came home to my baby. I missed him so so so much.

hi-phil-mahooters:

Your skin,
Oh yeah your skin and bones,
Turn into
Something beautiful,
You know,
You know I love you so,
You know I love you so.

I swam across,
I jumped across for you,
Oh what a thing to do.
‘Cause you were all yellow,

I drew a line,
I drew a line for you,
Oh what a thing to do,
And it was all yellow.

Your skin,
Oh yeah your skin and bones,
Turn into
Something beautiful,
And you know,
For you I’d bleed myself dry,
For you I’d bleed myself dry. rayesbuttisperky My favorite song

  • Me: So, let's say that you're at school and you see a guy you know. I mean, you guys talk every once in a while and he's pretty cool, but you're not like friends or anything. You just talk to him every once in a while.
  • Guy Friend: What's his name?
  • Me: I don't know. Frank?
  • Guy Friend: No.
  • Me: Okay, fine. His name is Will. Okay?
  • Guy Friend: I don't think it really suits him, but okay.
  • Me: ...So anyway, you're at school during lunchtime and you see Will. So, you notice Will's not eating anything. That's when you realize that Will has no lunch, no money for lunch, and no way of getting either. He's just sitting there like he normally would. He's not acting any differently and he's not asking anyone for anything. Not money, not a fry, not even a salt packet, but you know he's gotta be hungry. So, what do you do?
  • Guy Friend: Do I have any money?
  • Me: Yeah. You have enough for you and another meal.
  • Guy Friend: Duh, I buy him lunch.
  • Me: Okay, cool. So, like you said, you buy him lunch. You buy your lunch and you buy his lunch and you go over and hand it to him. And, he says, "Wow. You know, that's really nice of you, but I wasn't gonna ask anyone for lunch. I was probably just gonna wait until I got home to eat." And, then you say--
  • Guy Friend: Nah, it's cool.
  • Me: Exactly. You say, "Nah, it's cool. I'm just being nice. It's a gift." And, Will says, "You know, that's awesome. You're really nice, bro." And, after that, you guys start hanging out. You guys are like really good buds. You are always hanging out and laughing and just having a good time. So, you guys are friends for a few months, and it's tons of fun. Then, one day, you go up to Will and you say, "Hey, Will, you know, I've been thinking, and I kinda want that five bucks."
  • Guy Friend: What five bucks?
  • Me: Hold on. I'm getting there. So, Will says, "What five bucks?" To which, you reply, "Well, we've been hanging out for a long time and it's been really fun, but like, I've done a lot of really nice things for you. Like, I'm always nice to you and I always listen and do things you wanna do, so I was thinking that because I've been so nice, you should pay me back that five bucks I spent to get your lunch right before we started really hanging out."
  • Guy Friend: What? Why would I--
  • Me: I'm not done yet. So, then Will looks kinda hurt and he says, "But I thought you were just being nice. I thought that was just a gift." So, you say, "Whether or not it was a gift, don't you think you kinda owe me that five bucks since I've been so nice to you?" And, Will says, "No. I don't think I owe you that!" And you get mad, so you say, "Well, I think that you do, so I think you're being really shitty and stuck up about this and I feel like I've been completely wronged."
  • Guy Friend: Oh, my God. That's so fucked up of me. I would never do that to Will. Will was nice. We were buds. That's way screwed.
  • Me: I know, right? Hey, just wondering, have you ever heard of this fictional place called "The Friendzone?"
  • Guy Friend: Well, yeah, but...
  • Guy Friend: ...
  • Guy Friend: ...
  • Guy Friend: oh
  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
hotty-toddys-hotty:


How to get over a break up

hotty-toddys-hotty:

How to get over a break up

  1. Camera: SONY DSC-H70
  2. Aperture: f/3.5
  3. Exposure: 1/30th
  4. Focal Length: 4mm
mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.
Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared. Don’t be me.
mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.
Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared. Don’t be me.
mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.
Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared. Don’t be me.
mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.
Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared. Don’t be me.
mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.
Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared. Don’t be me.
mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.
Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared. Don’t be me.
mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.
Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared. Don’t be me.
mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.
Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared. Don’t be me.

mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

(Source: teapalm)

missharlowharlot:

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is. 

Is this the same artist who made the original for this


how women actually are














This is how all those pretty pin up girls you reblog act in real life.. missharlowharlot:

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is. 

Is this the same artist who made the original for this


how women actually are














This is how all those pretty pin up girls you reblog act in real life.. missharlowharlot:

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is. 

Is this the same artist who made the original for this


how women actually are














This is how all those pretty pin up girls you reblog act in real life.. missharlowharlot:

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is. 

Is this the same artist who made the original for this


how women actually are














This is how all those pretty pin up girls you reblog act in real life..

missharlowharlot:

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

image

how women actually are

This is how all those pretty pin up girls you reblog act in real life..